Put it in a square cup
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Wine
A: "Have another beer."
Could you cry me a beer
Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers
He wasn't in the MahMoud.
If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.
If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.
Cause beer is made with hops.
One with a lot of hops.
And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'
Couple's Daily Question Mug
I'm sorry, we don't serve food here
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Tell her a joke on a Monday!
A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.
Because it might be a moose steak.
They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.
Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"
Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.
To get to the other side
They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.
Drink it
An hour later you're hungry for power.
Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.
Conditioner Gordon.
Walkers
When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser
Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant
What's 10 inches, has a big red head and makes my girlfriend cry when i put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage
