Because the steaks were too high...
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One that insults a farmer.
A buccaneer
I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !
The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
He tractor!
Because he was outstanding in his field
Because he kept on dropping beets.
Deja Moo!
Because he was outstanding in his field. Why didn't the farmer make it to the award ceremony Because he was out standing in his field.
An udder failure !
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Because the farmers milk them dry!
Mick Jagger says, "Hey you, get offa' my cloud." A Scotsman says, "Hey McCloud, get offa' my ewe."
One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"
A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.
She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.
Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.
Because they are illuminachos.
A: They both don't drive tractors.
Where's my tractor?
I don't think they'll fit me.
To fit in the box.
Octoposse
An ENTmoot.
Raw, Raw, Raw Raw Raw!
A mistake
They stand on their mesqui-toes!
I personally can't stand 5K's
