Because the steaks were too high...
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One that insults a farmer.
A buccaneer
I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !
The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
He tractor!
Because he was outstanding in his field
Because he kept on dropping beets.
Deja Moo!
Because he was outstanding in his field. Why didn't the farmer make it to the award ceremony Because he was out standing in his field.
An udder failure !
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Because the farmers milk them dry!
It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.
Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.
Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.
Cool Ranch!
The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'
Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'
One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!
A farmer shucks between fits.
Cause she doesn't want a Dog thats more intelligent than her!
He was outstanding in his field.
Because they're out-standing in their field.
She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.
A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.
Acceptable
Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.
