There's no place like OM.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!
All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.
A: A place were crows go to get a drink!
Wanna humpback at my place
A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.
1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.
Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."
Electricity
The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown
He wanted to get a long little doggy.
Not being retarded
Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is.
Only whites allowed
Laundry, because you have to sort the whites from the colors.
A lap
Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!
LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.
Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it
You washer and dryer.
The laundry room. It's the only place where the blacks have to be separated from the whites.
Hell-if-I-know
A: Really bad.
