Lesbian Jokes

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

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What do you call a lesbian with huge thumbs?

Well-endowed. http://img487.imageshack.us/img487/3628/ellenplaidshirt022ex9.jpg

What do you call a lesbian platypus?

A lickalotapus

What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

How do you view lesbian relationships?

1080p

What do you call a lesbian with long finger nails?

Single*.

What is the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

A Ritz is a snack cracker and a lesbian is a crack snacker

What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

Why was the lesbian nervous about her first trip to China?

All the dongs.

Why do lesbians like radishes?

Because they like to get their daikon.

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What is worse than finding 100 dead babies in a trash bin?

Finding 1 dead Baby in 100 trash bins.

Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?

Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker.

What's the difference between a Triscuit and a Lesbian??

One is a Snack Cracker and the other is a Crack Snacker!!

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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.

How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Sorry if you've heard this) Christopher Walken

Where'd you get them?

Him: ... *peeks under bathroom stall* Did you hear me

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What do you call food between two slices of bread?

a sandwich

Why did the feminist get fired from Subway?

Because she refused to make a sandwich

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What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?

Hey! We really DO taste like chicken!

What did a lesbian frog tell another lesbian frog?

Damm, we do taste like chicken!

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What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

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What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

What do you get when you cross a mexican, a queer, and an eskimo?

A snow-blower that doesn't work.