Food Jokes

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

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What food is good for the brain?

Noodle soup.

Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic ..

What's the cure for world hunger?

Food

Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

What is the similarity in between a dark joke and food?

Not everyone gets it

What does a panda say when it's out of food?

Chute

What is the sun's favourite kind of food?

Sol food

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

Why do bulimics make such good food?

Cus they have to taste it twice!

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What's a cheetah's favorite food?

Fast Food!!! ... I'll see myself out. Credit goes to Safari Animals Oatmeal by Quaker.

Where do safari animals buy their groceries?

From the supermeerkat

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Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

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What's a pirates favorite fast food?

Arrrrbys

What do you call Usain bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

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What did Descartes say while shopping online?

I think therefore I Amazon

Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict?

You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.

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Why do black people like Korean food?

Because it has a little Seoul in it.

Why did the North Korean defect to South Korea?

He did some seoul searching.

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What does a north Korean and a ginger have in common?

Neither has a Seoul

What do you call an angry Korean physicist?

A seoulenoid