Food Jokes

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

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What food is good for the brain?

Noodle soup.

Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic ..

What's the cure for world hunger?

Food

Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

What is the similarity in between a dark joke and food?

Not everyone gets it

What does a panda say when it's out of food?

Chute

What is the sun's favourite kind of food?

Sol food

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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What did Descartes say while shopping online?

I think therefore I Amazon

Who's there ! Amazon ! Amazon who ?

Amazon of a gun !

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Why didn't they tell Chris Christie they took his pony away?

He would've found it hard to digest.

What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach?

I won't digest yet.

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Why are there no Motown artists from North Korea?

Because they have no Seoul.

Why did the North Korean defect to South Korea?

He did some seoul searching.

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Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

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Why do black people like Korean food?

Because it has a little Seoul in it.

How does a Korean walk a dog?

With a little bit of oil.

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Why did the pregnant Chinese chicken cross the road?

Because ah, the egg roll.

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

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What is the sun's favourite kind of food?

Sol food

Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.

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What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.