You wanna pizza me !
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because it takes longer to pick up.
Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.
See if the tampon's cotton was picked.
The cotton in her tampon is picked
a smile and wave!
Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.
Pick up lines
One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.
I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!
No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.
It over swept
me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car
Because they make it here.
How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!
Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.
Third as many as for a regular bulb.
Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window
U mad scientist?
Cirque d'Olay
Instagran
With a broom and a dustpan.
With a dustpan..
A crime fighter.
They love booty.
Just 1...blondes will screw anything.
The holocaust.
