OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)
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This post.
Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...
Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)
Oh, they'll tell you.
Because a Lannister always pays his debts.
Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....
Like this.
A master-baiter
RemindMe! 2 days to edit this post
A "Chigga" (i'm not a racist, but this made me laugh for long enough to post it here. Please don't get triggered)
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They both begin a trip at the post!
Like we're going outside...
I don't know, check the post above me.
A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
Imgrrrrrrr
A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes
It makes the front page.
Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.
They are afraid of the Reposte.
Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)
First post) It doesn't have an ellipse.
I'll post the answer tomorrow.
Annette.
Elf-ies.
Reddit.
A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)
I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.
That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.
9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any
You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this
Remove the vowels in his rack.
He had a staff infection...
Ching Chong
What did the Vietnamese architect say to the Chinese post man? CHING CHONG
A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters
With Twitter you only get 140 characters.
About three inches.
One is a Snack Cracker and the other is a Crack Snacker!!
On some of them you actually have a voat
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
