An old glory hole.
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Coffee Mug
American ships.
Manifesto Destiny
Crimea River.
A golden receiver!
That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)
Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.
None, they just beat the room for being black
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.
None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.
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None. Their President outsources the job to India.
None, that's a Mexican's job.
One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!
European
A subturban!
Half a dog.
By long distance.
Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !
Moo Zealand!
A radicalized Muslim braaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Batman can go inside a store without Robin
A gun only has one trigger.
It's sterile and he likes the taste.
A native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare native American artifact.
It was taken into custardy.
Neckbeard the pirate
I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"
Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.
An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.
because she lost the recipe.
