Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Unzip my pants and ask big bird
I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.
I reply "Taxes."
Duty. Honor.
Who's asking
I asked. He replied, "A Major engineering feet."
Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."
Namaste.
asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!
Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.
'Can I join you?'
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'
Grave-y !
A. Betty White.
To throw the Roadrunner off.
A triangle has three points
It has the blues
Blue. One blue one way and one blue the other way.
You get this: ===D==8=
Shoot for the Tsars.
A: Both crews were marooned.
The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.
Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"
Tusk Tusk I am so sorry
They're both old.
That people exaggerate.
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
Tequila...
