asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.
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What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit
Would you like fries with that "
I don't like sprouts!"
A necrophiliac.
Netflix and Trill!
He didn't like Chinese food.
Any way you like, they have to forgive you!
He liked Ice Cream before it was cool
They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.
They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.
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A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.
He likes to go... bearfoot! I'll see myself out...
They don't like any witnesses.
Because they like to get their daikon.
The Foo Bar.
It keeps giving me mixed results.
Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.
I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'
A taxi
A tattoo.
You let it sink in.
WITNESS ME!"
Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!
Close the door.
To find a tight seal
He wanted to find a tight seal.
He wanted sweet and sour pork !
Me neither. Help.
Thanks for the gold!
Finding shoes to go with it.
A: He issues a royal pardon.
They put two twins together to make a king.
A cud missle!
IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u
