Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.
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Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway
Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist.
Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child
Hot dog!'
the guy likes his power chords too much.
I don't really carrot all for vegetables."
A McChicken And the rib -A McRib pulls out his batwallet I like your style.
It's the only way they can get a string of dates.
He was a foyer.
They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!
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Netflix and chili
A Snowman.
He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change.
French Flies!
They'll tell you
Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!
Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.
A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.
About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.
Why* would you like fries with that
An Alley-Gator
They don't like rich people in Robin's hood
Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*
a PDFile
It makes his Dagobah faster.
They both like saggy balls.
Politicks
Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.
Scarves
He liked cold cash.
Guinevere liked to hump a lot.
Donald Trunk.
Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball
Olive them
Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !
He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls
gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously
My cat would be dead before I got 50
Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.
Because they don't like Tibet
They like to run around in their bear feet.
because while I wait I like to be introspective
A: She screws you two nights in a row.
Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d
They both like bombs
gt- () An investigator
Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*
A sawhorse!
Russia.
He liked to chop and change !
Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.
He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure.
In bite-sized pieces.
An Inmate
Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.
I like "Hot Dogs".
Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "
An engineering major says "How is it made " An arts major says... "Would you like fries with that "
A pocket watch.
Coz...she "let's it go!"
Don't worry they'll tell you.
Diddily-squats.
The Rump-a
A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.
Ewoks
Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.
I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"
The Allahu Ak Bar
They don't like getting close to the net!
Moonopoly.
An extractor fan!
Because she didn't like his lack of commitment
Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.
They don't like their vegetables.
Because they don't like to drink and derive.
Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.
Do you like it ruff
Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes
Elementary, my dear Watson.
Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.
Because nobody likes his company!
Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.
Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.
Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.
A: Because it liked the tick talk.
JOHN CENA** *DUn DUnDUnDUn DUn DUnDUnDUn.*
He didn't like nuns.
Because they're shellfish.
They both like to crack open a cold one
Tinder and Mild.
He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.
Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic ..
sELFie
Bob.
They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"
Any kind of moosic you like !
Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug
Yes." (Yamaha)
St. Moo-is.
Looking for the tight seal
They both like a tight seal.
The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out.
E.T. learned English and wanted to go home
Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)
That I will open the door
Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.
It was Bin-Laden
Robbery with violets !
Mine's embalming fluid.
BalIslamic
Imagination.
Oh yeah. Imagination.
