Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Nothing.
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!
They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas
Do they not know what a nap is
Because he bawled.
Free shotgun
She makes people stoned.
One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."
Those who understand binary and those who don't
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Yep, people are just dying to get in there
It reads "Small medium at large."
Fortunately I belong to the remaining 1%
A Luigi Board
Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.
Give him sheet music.
One of them has papers.
Because they ror.
Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!
Because they're curious and want to learn. And that's why you don't see many black scientists.
To get their stuff back.
What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.
A baked potato
I keep asking people, but they don't know either.
The PS4's at home "No I mean-" Where WOULD it be Wow, dumb question.
He had to get a new goat !
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man!! !
A nigloo
Because black people have no rights...
