Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!
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People who comment "repost" on a Joke subreddit.
A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.
Law-suits
Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb
the people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!
Because if you're not there, then you're not around.
Cheapskates getting cheap skates
It's a sore subject.
I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.
The Saxons!
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Worst. Spy. Ever.
I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.
Long live the Queen.
About half of them.
Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions
Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it
There both just honestly happy to finish
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
A super stoaker
Russians
Too many Cheetahs.
People actually care if a gorilla dies.
Because of the culture!
You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!
Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.
An acappellago
A: A blonde serves more people in a night.
They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.
It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.
Most people miss the twin towers.
One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."
5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.
Parents.
People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.
You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker
Because it's edgy.
They both fear the wurst
nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend
Because people might think you have a stutter.
I would never do that. It's the worst.
Who are these iron-mouthed warriors
No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.
A herrocopter
There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.
Because they live under Iraq.
With lots of drafts
It was a little nutty.
Flip flips
I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.
Who are these people who can't handle sharp cheddar & why are they allowed to influence the cheese market
People laugh at my face.
Because people are dying to get in!
ITT: comments about my dink, and people who can't search
Some people think God is real.
Pho queue.
Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.
She's never finished screwing people.
I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.
because it's their sen-pais
I like to say "Sure, go ahead."
A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!
Because it can be very thyme-consuming.
Sub humans.
It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"
A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P
Because they had good high jeans
I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.
By watching corn!
Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.
They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.
Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.
Because they're constantly drilling for oil.
When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it
People in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones But people in Abu Dhabi Do!!
Asbestos they can.
People just seem to find them vial!
She puts her top back on and leaves.
Why don't you want me to get well now
Regular rocks are too heavy.
Adam and Eve
Because they're too busy coffin.
Because people kept toasting him!
People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do
Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."
Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers.
The hippocampus.
I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.
Drummers.
A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running
If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!
Student: A teacher!
To get to the other side.
Because people are dying to get in.
Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first
People tell you."
Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!
And what is the person inside to say "who is it "
Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.
Because they were tailor made for it.
Their knee grows!
They both only take one to ruin a neighborhood.
I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee
Because jokes aren't apparent.
A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.
Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)
OC Icy dead people!
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None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.
There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.
Leave my presents
He was snowed in
Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.
The prop guy said he was shooting blanks!
A: Studying their Miranda Rights.
A: A cramberry.
