In Africa.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol
It's retarded.
Lesbians
SEA / NA
Straight jack it.
They both fear the wurst
Drummers
nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend
THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!
Slip and slide around.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
asking for a friend
All four people are happy.
Because umbrellas cant walk.
Most people reddit before
Because people might think you have a stutter.
Because white space matters. hehee
He was fed up with other people.
I would never do that. It's the worst.
Who are these iron-mouthed warriors
They like to express the right to bear arms.
No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.
A herrocopter
I thought CAT4 was capped at 16Mbps.
There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.
Because they live under Iraq.
Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.
Where else would people put th... Ooooooh.
Because it's sodalicious.
With lots of drafts
Their service isn't even that good.
It was a little nutty.
Flip flips
Who are those people up there "
I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.
The latter represents people that win.
A Finnish line.
Chubby 7th grade girls!
The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.
People don't take it lightly.
Me: How Him: With their google-y eyes
Christian Bale
Deydahoes.
The WURST!
They say 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'
When other people put two fingers in his honey.
With a razor and their wrist.
Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen
Who are these people who can't handle sharp cheddar & why are they allowed to influence the cheese market
People are dying to get in.
People who post the joke intro twice.
for 2 weeks.
Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!
Mini Soda
Because they are well practiced in cutting.
I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.
People laugh at my face.
Because people are dying to get in!
Bunnies squirm too much.
When food tastes so good.
ITT: comments about my dink, and people who can't search
The slippery slope fallacy
Tresemme 21
GINGER.
Imagine all the people..
Some people think God is real.
It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.
Pho queue.
Artificial Swedeners.
Well, it's the official car of the New England Patriots after all.
She's never finished screwing people.
Because all they do is look down at people.
Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.
Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.
I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.
because it's their sen-pais
I like to say "Sure, go ahead."
I don't let people touch my new iPhone
A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!
Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".
I never argue with people. - That's impossible! - You're right! That's impossible.
Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake."
They re-coil !
A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.
She's always objectifying people.
They don't give a crap
Einsteins
It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.
Gordan Ramses
Cut off their lips
Because it can be very thyme-consuming.
Because it scares the dog.
Sub humans.
It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"
Because he is boring.
A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P
Eschew! Eschew!
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Do they think they're gonna magically start walking
Because they had good high jeans
The chain is too long.
He said never mind we'll walk.
Namast (nah-ima-stay)
Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"
They think long and hard before they touch weiner.
Fo' Frizzle
You barium! ba-dum-tss
Dill Rye
A HISSSSStorian.
They didn't study.
Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.
Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."
Because he screwed his wife!
No worries they will tell you
An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high
Because he fainted.
