Because they can't even.
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I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.
People in wheelchairs
Because they're STONERS!
By watching corn!
The mythbusters and ghostbusters.
They put on the Google!
Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.
They could be stalking you!
Because they're crossing the Finnish line.
Well that came out of the purple
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Because they're hill-areas!
Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people
They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.
Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.
how waiters should greet people
Because they're constantly drilling for oil.
It takes guts.
When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it
A poultry-geist.
Amputin
Mom and Dad.
Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.
I mean cry me a river river right
People in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones But people in Abu Dhabi Do!!
Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers
He didn't want people to see his tan lines.
Why can't they just say Six
No one likes the black ones
She was having Disney spells.
They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane
Asbestos they can.
People just seem to find them vial!
Nailed it
One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.
She puts her top back on and leaves.
Why don't you want me to get well now
Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!
Regular rocks are too heavy.
All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.
Trees. They're quite shady.
A: Women!
I want that job. I could really screw with some people.
Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice
The orbituaries.
To find more people for the infantry! I'm sorry.
Have they never had pizza
It's stalemate
Adam and Eve
Because they're too busy coffin.
Because people kept toasting him!
Because they have appeal!
because he was following people before instagram
People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do
The ones who are always putting the bite on them!
Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."
Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"
A solar panel.
A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.
Its always 90 Degrees
Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers.
The hippocampus.
I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.
Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist.
Hot dog!'
roll playing im sry
I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools.
Because they make cents!
When they lose their haunting licenses.
Because it wasn't right. I'm sorry bye.
So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"
Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.
Because we're not allowed to own people anymore.
Because they lived once
Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!
Zero, its already lit
It wasn't her job to educate people.
As a Canadian, this offends me.
To send people to the other side.
Lets go ride a bike!
A man with unfinnished buisness.
Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.
Nothing, they might hear you
people who give 110%
WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!
It was asbestos they could do at the time!
Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.
They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.
Denial. Myself included.
They know people will blow them.
He was Haydn!
Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..
To get to the other side!
He needed places to hide the bodies.
guy who invented ketchup packets
making this crap up.
Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!
Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!
Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot
people without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids
Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.
Have you ever tried to peel an elephant
People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.
Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.
Hella.
Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!
Washington C.D
Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.
ten-tickcles.
Eggs get laid at least once.
Gotta lay off the sea-weed.
Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.
They're short 2 towers.
Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure
He fell on his ash.
