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As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!
Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
She was charged with rustling!
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!
Coz he was high :D
He was selling ill-eagle drugs.
Possession.
Because he was in cider trading
Sounds like he had already done the... time
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He was involved in a hit-and-run.
Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.
He was caught poaching.
You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!
Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.
ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!
A Minor
Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.
It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!
A dog who can lick himself from across the room
They get arrested when they make something disappear.
Because magic is stupid.
Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...
Cancer
Because they are always losing pounds.
Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.
A: Duck.
It's just so hard to pull out.
