To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
You can actually get through the minefield alive.
Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say
You'll never forget her name.
Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget
Forget it once.
One's a cunning runt... and I forget the rest, but your mother is a whore.
It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.
Beets me but I just forgot the joke!
PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.
B: "Log cabin!" A: "Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because they forgot the g in graveyard.
She forgot to delete her Bowser history
Their trunks.
because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)
9/11. 9/11 Who You said you would never forget.
Elephants have good memory
1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.
Because they always steal the green cards....
Papers.
Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath
Laundry.
At parking meteors.
because he's snowed in.
When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked
With a noose.
forget it once.
Answer: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again. :D
YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!
Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? I thought you said you would never forget!
Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.
He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado
Because of the eclipse.
Eclipse it.
