You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.
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Warren !
ram a man
Urine trouble!
A. A power failure.
He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds
A. You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 30 seconds.
Him: " I am dusting off man.."
They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.
Not all of them.
Flip-Flips.
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Russel
Can I please get a drink "
Scott !
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
None, we've decided to let a man do the job.
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
He was a good conductor.
Park your car, man.
Tooth hurt-y.
He wanted cold hard cash!
Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
They use a Chopin Liszt!
pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)
The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast
You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered.
Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.
Because he was an undercover cop
I'll post the answer tomorrow.
I'll post the punchline later.
The PGA tour.
I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it
That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)
He had one-million dollars, but no cents.
Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed
Because they all had a tare
When it's attire.
