The Garden of Eden
Couple's Daily Question Mug
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Sarah Palin
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
A: Because they can understand them.
A: surname
Because he ate his pillow.
The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."
Sacrilegious.
A. It saves them a lot of time.
Business kept falling off!
Two men a nite.
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Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."
He wanted to take a month off.
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The deceased !
Mat
The windows milk shake!
He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure.
A Wind-up Merchant.
Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!
A. So they can find their way back to the house.
It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.
B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF
A taxi
It was a brief chase...
They both distrust men.
A: Every man for himself.
Divorce
The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.
They both run at the first sign of emotion.
Cuz he always uses a straw, man!
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
They never stop to ask directions.
Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.
Because they immediately see something about you they can change.
Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."
A: By giving her money furs and diamonds.
A Moleionaire
Isn't this using the internet backwards
Dating children.
Attire.
You need one but you're not quite sure why.
She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"
He met the grill of his dreams.
He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...
Jack
Bernie.
You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.
A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
An extractor fan!
A: I'm holding Time Square!
Neither of them are ever right.
A mental hospital.
Why did the man close his donut shop ...because he was fed up with the hole business!
Because you have to study abroad to understand them.
Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.
Because women are at the wheel.
Attire
What's so glamorous about cleaning up after horses
Fire in the hole!
He will B flat
Because he was often scratched!
A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.
By looking out the kitchen window.
One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !
Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.
They do it right first time.
A: It's a sphere.
To boldly go where no man has been before !
Friends.
So the men can think of a solution in silence.
Bonds mature.
All over.
When a woman doesn't agree with them.
A seasoned traveller.
So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.
I Apollo-gize"
Footseveral " No but I feel like you're on the right track
Taco bell for lunch
The knife just wasn't cutting it.
Doug
God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.
Man, go away!
Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !
Bob.
Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF
Santapplause !
Because they want to.
To go to the second hand shop
Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.
A hot dog and a six pack.
Because men tell them that 6" is more than it actually is.
An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.
He lost his hearing.
I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.
A read-only man.
Ouch!"
Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.
You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver.
So he could break out.
So women don't get elected.
She gives birth to a boy.
Gold digging
A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"
A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.
She didn't want to litter
He needed the dough.
Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.
I said, "Piggy"
Billy the Squid.
Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen
FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me
From the supermeerkat
To cover up his bald spot.
