Thanks mum xD
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Thank you for your patients.
Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.
About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.
Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem
An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.
You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!
Girl: No, I am a dentist.
To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.
because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Thanks for nothing!
because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.
People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold.
Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)
They both slowly remove clogs. I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original. Thanks for the gold !
Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.
It's a CVS receipt. You love it Oh thank you very much.
is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god
Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents.
Thanks for all the sediment.
Thank you very much, sir.
I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'
They can both live off a dead bear for years.
Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.
Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).
Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry
Because he'd drop everything
The waiter says "Some are suger, Summersalt"
Beer.
I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.
I've never had a walnut on my face.
A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!
It didn't have any fans!
He was de-lighted
Elephino.
Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!"
They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"
Because they spend years at sea.
