They cut a head
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He said, "No man, clay chair."
She wanted to see her nephewlope
I need to goku the toilet
All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.
Never mind...it's tearable
In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.
Got stacks of em! First one's on the house
Nah, I'm still working on it.
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...
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He wanted cold hard cash!
They wanted to hit the high Cs.
Because he doesn't want to be spotted.
Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!
Because he was outstanding in his field!!
A 20 dollar bill
She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette
because he was using too much fowl language
Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!
A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.
They keep getting lost at sea.
Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.
Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "
The quick E
Satisfying.
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Cut off his nose.
Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.
Because he was dead.
