You can call him whatever you want it's not like he's going to get up and do anything about it.
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So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!
He didn't want to get down on it.
A: Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.
He wanted to get a long little doggy
A: Because she didn't want to go.
Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback
He doesn't want to feel the Bern.
One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.
She thought she was a dromedary.
You don't want to look down.
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They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free ...... lmao
They're both annoying and want your money.
A Krismas goose.
She wanted to be the center of attention.
Then I frown & order the soup.
Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous.
He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.
He wanted some Rhesus pieces.
because it's their sen-pais
Host: What's your friend's name Me: Wikipedia.
Yeah.
because he wanted to play minijerkoff.
Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic
Polly want a cracker with cavier please!
On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.
It wanted to be a power plant.
I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"
Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.
A: Wait at the buzz stop.
A: He wanted rich milk.
My boss is a total idiot "It says here you're self-employed " Yes that's right
Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...
He wanted to raised stewed beef!
Neighbor.
This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.
the both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC
A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.
Carrie Fisher.
They want Gore in 2000.
He wanted to see how long he slept.
Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.
He wanted to get a long little doggy.
They seem really cool at first but then you're sick of them after a couple days and no one wants to be driving when they're on the road
Wait at a buzz stop !
He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.
They never want to log off.
You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.
Because they want to make teeth straight and white.
Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.
Chicken ticka ticka ticka masala
We don't want any treble
A: But you cantaloupe!
She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra
Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now
One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.
Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection
HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"
Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !
Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.
Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple
He wanted to keep his spirits high.
In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.
It wanted to play squash.
Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.
Because he wanted them to work over-time
You don't want beef with me
Wild Twerky!
He wanted to have drinks on the house.
He wanted to go bear foot.
He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.
Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !
A: He wanted to see a chicken strip.
A: He wanted to sing higher!
Darth Vader is Luke's dad.
They wanted to see it crack up!
Because they really wanted a third's eye view!
He wanted a Trigger warning.
Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).
Nothing, she's fine
I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.
He didn't want to be Obeast.
She wanted to chanel her inner child
Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.
a Drag Queen
Removed
He wanted to have some stage presents.
He didn't want people to see his tan lines.
Wishful thinking. Obviously
He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.
ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly
We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.
She wanted to get a dark tan.
I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive.
He wanted to improve his bite.
Hmm No risk do both.
Because she wants to rise and shine.
A: She wants 8 (ate) more.
Him: Um, YOU called ME.
You're not owld enough.
Please answer before my wife gets home!
Anyone that goes near my wife!
We saw that same joke two days ago
They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.
Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove
Please say a year.
Irrelevant.
America just did.
Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love.
South Korean BBQ has more Seoul
Tuesday.
An Iran-asaurus!
Call out "B-52"
Iran!
Because it was two-tiered.
When you repost it.
