She wants the D.
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Neighbor
No, thanks, it's just carrion...
Because he wanted to look mptnt
What if I want something that works violently right now "
Watson the menu
A: He wanted to work overtime.
Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.
All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!
Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags
What's so glamorous about cleaning up after horses
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Look ma, no hands!"
There's some things I've licked that I don't want.
Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.
Because it wanted autumnomy
Do you want to be black, or white
Nothing. She is fine.
An icebreaker
Because he wanted just ice.
DirecTV (Say it aloud)
She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.
Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary
Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.
He caught her in a 4-way
A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.
A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.
Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast
Another, Juan
Garbage collectors.
Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.
Wonderbread. Anyone want to be my friend
He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.
sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence
Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.
Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.
Ice cream because they always want a scoop!
They wanted to raise the dead.
It wants to keep it's Stockholm!
Because he was a slave to the cistern!
All the mammaries made me want to go back there!
because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out
You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.
It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.
Anything you want to - it can't here you!
TMI Burton.
We want our land back!!
I don't want to plow my driveway
Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant
Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !
He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!
Go axe your mother."
tattoo master
A drama-dairy.
Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.
Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.
Because they want to.
He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.
Because she doesn't want anyone to Sia
A: Turkey.
Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.
A: She wanted to stop having grandchildren.
A gras shopper.
A: They want to make ends meet.
Why do you want 10 dollars
He wanted to be cool.
Aladdin the street wants a word with you !
I'm not Willie Nelson"
Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.
She wanted a big wedding.
Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.
Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."
One's wanted.
Who wants to know
Because she wanted to get rich milk.
He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
Mas cow.
They wanted to give credit where credit was due.
All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.
Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.
He wanted a law-suit
He didn't want to stake his tent.
I said I'd take either/oar.
When it's sycamore.
I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."
Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)
A: Anytime he wants to go.
Please sir, I want some moors.
He just wanted the inside scoop.
She says "Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."
A golden receiver!
You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.
Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.
I heard the clubs are to die for.
Thunderstorms
Because he enjoys living in denial.
Because he wanted to get more definition.
They both want tablets for Christmas.
Recalculating route.
He's ben affleckted.
Because he has down syndrome
Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.
I'm a married man, I hear no at least two times a week.
The Allahu ak-Bar
Because they're constantly drilling for oil.
Parrot says, "Africa."
An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !
Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.
You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.
eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.
Santa stops at three hoes.
They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.
We saw that same joke two days ago
because polly wanted a cracker
Putin on the Ritz
