The last thing you want to do is get on a plane that doesn't go all the way.
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Because it might Pikachu.
Nothing. She's fine.
Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
He wanted to see time fly!
He just wants her to be down to Mars
So he could break out.
Now it would be for the prescriptions.
He wanted to chase the catfish!
Skelly-vision!
He didn't want to play second fidel
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They want to.
Suture self!"
Anything you want as he can't hear you !
Neighbor.
Anything you want, He can't hear you!
A: So he could look like his mama.
ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human
OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.
I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones
He wanted stable employment
Because he wants tequila. Literally.
The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!
Because they gave him Aang-xiety
crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!
Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.
Me too*
A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')
Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."
He didn't want any glaze in the military
Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath Stan: Blindfold them !
He wanted to go to high school.
Don't you want some bunny to love"
I don't know. Identify it, I guess.
They always want to play leap-frog with him.
If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.
Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.
Just ice.
He wanted to double his prophets.
Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet
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I want you inside me"
She wanted to lay it on the line!
Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."
Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion
He wanted to be a master-baiter.
Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.
He wanted to buy stock options.
Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.
All that backstabbing was too much for him.
A better son.
You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered.
Oops
Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"
They both want to make it rain.
Because it wanted to be a texta.
Because he didn't want toupee.
Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."
A: Anything he wants to be called.
STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!
I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!
For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.
On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.
He'd get it.
He wanted to catch up on his sleep.
All rice, all rice, all rice
They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold
Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.
Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...
Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.
They don't want to get their hands dirty.
He wanted to lay it on the line !
Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !
She didn't want to litter
Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"
Econoclasts.
Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !
He didn't want someone telling him what to do
He wanted to hang with his family.
Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)
He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).
Me: You mean after I die, right
They don't want to have to retrain them.
Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window
He raised Cain.
Me: nothing. Mgr: Where're all the donuts
Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.
Well, certainly not a billionaire.
I ain't Willie Nelson."
Brigham Young"
There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.
He didn't want to see the salad dressing.
Student: "Alive".
He wanted to get joint custody.
He wanted sweet and sour pork !
Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even
You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running
Crime
Bill Cosby
Doug
Lincoln, he was in a cent
Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.
He's outstanding in his field
Tell him he's outstanding in his field!
My wife."
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
Afroturf
Because deep down they're all actually good people.
Soba noodles!
They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.
Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.
Nothing, Michael liked boys.
