Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.
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Because there was a kellogg in the toilet
He ate Rameet!
He was glad he ate her.
Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.
Cause Seven ate Windows 9
I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.
She had mittens !
He's gladiator.
BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*
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The cat ate her.
Tom ate those.
Ghouldilocks.
The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.
He ate the pizza before it was cool.
Grrrrrainnnnnssss.
In the calf-ateria.
Because seven ate nine.
To the RESTaurant.
Because it was two years old
An ingestigation
Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!
Graaaaiiiiinss!
You have to chew before you swallow!
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
He became a vegetarian.
