Japanese Jokes

How many tickles does a Japanese school girl want?

Tentickles.

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What does a Japanese girl ride?

Niisan.

What do Arabs and the Japanese have in common ?

They both like bombs

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

What do you get when you combine two Japanese demons?

A two-eyed onion.

Why are Japanese people all skinny?

Because of their national diet.

What do you call a japanese homeless guy?

Tokyo Drifter

What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi

Which US state is the friendliest towards the Japanese?

Ohio

What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

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Why do Japanese people squint?

Nuclear explosions are bright

Why do Japanese hate bingo?

They all scramble for cover when you call B-29

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

What do you call Japanese people that fly planes?

Pirates.

Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!

What are the loud, metal things that the Japanese hit?

American ships.

What do you call an alcohol free Japanese city?

Nadasaki

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

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How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

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How many redditors does it take to post a joke to /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, another to post a better punchline in the comment section, and another to repost it with the new punchline.

How do you know a joke is a repost?

It's on the front page

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What's the Al-Qaeda's favourite sports team?

The New York Jets ( )

What makes the Japanese better than Al Qaeda?

At least the Japanese were considerate enough to bring their own planes

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Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

What color was the Dallas shooters eyes?

Blue. One blue this way and one blue that way.

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Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

What do Japanese guys do when they have erections?

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How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser

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What do you call an attractive zombie?

Drop dead gore-geous!

Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

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What did the Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving?

Shirenara!

What do japanese men do when they have erections?

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