Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
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He tried fighting fire with fire.
He was always standing up on the job!
A: You get your job and your wife back.
You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.
None. Their President outsources the job to India.
Only one but 200 applied for the job.
None, we've decided to let a man do the job.
Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.
Because he didn't get arrays.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Denim denim denim
This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"
Bullet all the hay and now he's hungry !
You get a Christian Bale
A: It loses its cool.
He dumped his girlfriend
They are both dead...
McBook Eyre
His mouth is moving.
With a witchwatch.
Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag
Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.
Anita you like I need a hole in the head !
Fo' drizzle....
You would pay to have a potato on you...
You get repossessed.
