Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
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He tried fighting fire with fire.
He was always standing up on the job!
A: You get your job and your wife back.
You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.
None. Their President outsources the job to India.
Only one but 200 applied for the job.
None, we've decided to let a man do the job.
Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.
Because he didn't get arrays.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
One has hope in her soul...
A small medium at large.** (Hope this doesn't get posted often)
He wanted her to hit the hay!
To feed her nightmare.
Stamps!
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!
InterNEIN"
A 12 Gauge in the mouth This came to me whilst being all depressed.
Bob
Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann
A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.
They both have flies on them.
I, Mac.
Because once go Mac you never go back.
Just one, but they get extra credits for it
Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.
