Party Jokes

When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

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What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

What do you call a group of poor homeless people that show up to a party?

Party paupers

Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!

How does an Asgardian like his parties?

Loki

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE

Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

How do you end a party in a redneck trailer park?

Flush the punch bowl

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What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the party?

A cold shoulder

How do you call a party with people who have epilepsy?

Foam fest

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

What do you call a party organized by a bunch of midgets?

A little get together

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

What did the German small intestine say when you asked him if he would go to the party?

Vill i

How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

What is a Ghosts' favorite type of party?

A BOOkake party!

Where Are You Going ?

Me : Partying with Friends Pimple : Ok, I'm Also Coming then!!

What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

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What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!"

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !

Political Party Jokes More Political Party Jokes

What political party entices most Gorillas?

The Treepublican Party!

How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.

What do the Unabomber and a girl from Alabama have in common?

They were both fingered by their brother.

Bad Girl Jokes More Bad Girl Jokes

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl?

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.

When you talk to a good girl, ask 'How are you?

When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you '

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the school yard?

To get to the other slide!

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What do you call a police officer that doesn't get out of bed?

An under cover cop.

When someone ask me... How are you?

I answer back... You mean in bed

Wight Jokes More Wight Jokes

What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party?

The party was for "Wights only."

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call a college scholarship for a black guy?

all of them.

Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.