4 brunettes
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A water sprinkler.
Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.
Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter
4: A ninja.
Flip it over
Because if they had 4 doors they would be chicken sedans.
4 or 5.
Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"
A whale with a table taped to it.
2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high
Couple's Daily Question Mug
4: McDonalds The end
3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life
A: Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money
Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.
She saw 2 and 3 halving six
soup
You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.
The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk
Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks
4: A bucket.. *Googles better school districts
A picnic table can support a family of 4.
Any 4 numbers in a row."
If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.
Mount Rushmore
He yells He gets a reply "jean-claude van damme" All 4 of you,get out!
Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.
an elephant with diarrhea
Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
Devil: You told people you'd say hi to other people 3,789 times but only did it 4 times. Me: OK that's fair.
Quatro cinqo.
A: Public access.
They are both unlike radicals.
4 blondes in 4 cars at a 4 way stop
PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.
He caught her in a 4-way
It has 4 rabbits' feet.
Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.
Cuatro sinko
3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)
If it had 4 doors it'd be a chicken sedan.
Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"
Me: Marriage is complicated. 4: Is it because you're stupid
An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"
Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
But most just have 4.
Because he is 2 square.
The letter M
US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.
Because they're so full of themselves.
Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)
Cause he's dead.
2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash
2 Na
Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.
He was a little pail.
I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.
Hella
A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia
In the tsundra.
A gorilla with a child in the enclosure.
Because Red Blue Green.
