Because he kept on dropping beets.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Fire in the hole!
A: Make sure one is a match!
He was accused of wreckless driving.
Because she refused to make a sandwich
takes back mixtape* FIRE!
The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!
They are four ways you can lose your house!
Shhhhhhh.
flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.
She threw out all the W's.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because he cleaned out the vault.
ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.
Arrr son!
He tried fighting fire with fire.
He was always standing up on the job!
He left his home on the range.
It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!
Lack of concentration.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
The Dear Reader.
Kindling.
They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.
I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.
Friend:
Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!
The balls are for decoration!
What's 72? 69 with 3 people watching!
Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.
Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!
A paracetamole!
A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.
A tire.
God doesn't think he's a Welder.
Sargento
I have left my Mark on Mars"
