Because he kept on dropping beets.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Fire in the hole!
A: Make sure one is a match!
He was accused of wreckless driving.
Because she refused to make a sandwich
takes back mixtape* FIRE!
The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!
They are four ways you can lose your house!
Shhhhhhh.
flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.
She threw out all the W's.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because he cleaned out the vault.
ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.
Arrr son!
He tried fighting fire with fire.
He was always standing up on the job!
He left his home on the range.
It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!
Lack of concentration.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.
Oh, y'know. For kicks.
He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them.
Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."
Canon open the door then
I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well
Me llamo es 762
A trifle.
You do the math"
I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.
A trifle!
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Me: I'm 20 Them: Oh, when i was your age i was 21
Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.
Nah I'ma stay"