One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.
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Because her hips won't lie.
he asked. "A million," I rep lied.
A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.
I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!
A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!
because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"
ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.
You stop laughing and shoot him again.
Lie to me
Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset
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A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.
To trip up low-flying aircraft.
His lips are moving
They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.
Gomer's pile.
Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*
Patty O'Furniture.
A nervous wreck.
He made a grave mistake.
Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.
A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)
Because he told everyone to march fourth.
He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
Nothing. He's mute. I don't even think he's as ventriloquist.
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"
She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"
He got tired of kicking him around.
unfazed*
Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.
Thrown in a lake.
OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.
A Lickalottapus
Gifted.
Having half a screaming child on your hands.
