Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die
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Just another reason to teach your cat to read.
A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.
Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus
he missed the rains down in africa
He was missing his winter gear
Three black guys about to miss the elevator
I miss you.
A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.
A 3 legged cow
The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe
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He waits for it at the next stop.
A hex-a-gone
Because they always miss their target!
WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*
To help them find missing sea men.
Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.
68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...
Missed.
WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.
They are both going to miss every body.
An ampu-tee.
Names
They got Bale.
Diez nuts!
Because it was in the middle of 9 11
A: About fifty pounds.
Wife: They're all pretty terrible. Me: Don't you have ANYTHING positive to say Wife: You're consistent.
For planning high trees, son.
Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too
Change Whatever do you mean, *change*
Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.
Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.
Colombia
One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...
Because they are usually done after one or two shots.
It's made from scratch
Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.
