Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die
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A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.
Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus
he missed the rains down in africa
He was missing his winter gear
Three black guys about to miss the elevator
I miss you.
A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.
A 3 legged cow
The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe
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He waits for it at the next stop.
A hex-a-gone
Because they always miss their target!
WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*
To help them find missing sea men.
Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.
68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...
Missed.
WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.
They are both going to miss every body.
An ampu-tee.
The runway
The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.
She couldn't stand making Kermitments
Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.
Jim.
He just needed a little bit of Clojure.
Genocide. You " "I shared a 10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS on Facebook." - Conversations in Hell
Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.
He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!
He wasn't a charitable guy
In case they run out of bullets.
It got fired.
You guys have no life!
Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard
Falafel Raptors. (sorry)
We don't need an asteroid...
