Because in America, freedom rings.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
Because that would be illeagle
Make America good again."
Jose can you see, by the dawn's early light...
America just did.
No, YOU the bomb.
A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.
America. Keep right on going and don't stop.
A tourist.
In America, we call our inbred hillbillies. In Europe, they call them royals.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Make America 8 again
Because freedom rings.
Cause' freedom RINGS!
Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.
We're white and bulbous, just like America
America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"
Because we gave them that L in 1776.
As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.
As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!
Because he wasn't an Amirkhan
Both will go bad in 9 days.
To remind blacks in America that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist.
After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.
Tell them its almost over
Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!
A USB.
Buster tire can I use your phone !
Bawdy wash.
He didn't want to play second fidel
The-Odor-e Roosevelt.
A year in prison if there's any justice.
Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.
Madam President.
The bludgeoned face of a bi racial man in 2017 america.
Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King
Minnesota.
A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!
I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.
What's Captain America's shield made of Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of Quicksilver.
Because he's Russian
Paints the town red
A gorilla with a child in the enclosure.
