Clowns Without Borders.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Waterproof Match Man: Maybe I can help.
A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.
He didn't want to taco 'bout it
Seriously... I don't know the punchline to this, help me out.
She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.
I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!
Trick question. Idiots can't screw in lightbulbs regardless of help from other idiots.
PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.
Paula Ab-doula
Me neither. Help.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people
Pls help.
BART: I don't know where my hair starts
because I had to help him....."
To help them find missing sea men.
to help with the cavity searches
The deputy head !
i'm serious... help.
I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.
A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!
Pick up lines
Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful
Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.
Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.
Because they're practicing to be men.
Everywhere.
A Pooper Grouper!!!!!
Both stream instantly.
Toad was a fungi.
Because it brings Mayflowers.
Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."
Coincerned
Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest
Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.
Because she no longer has a dollar to her name.
For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.
Because his nuts were in his neck!
At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.
Ask them what OP stands for.
100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
