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How did the tiny frozen dinner meet the little kid's belly?

microwave

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What's the biggest ant in the world?

Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

What do you say if you meet someone from Anonymous in an S&amp?

M club? "Troll in the dungeon!"

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

What did the captain of the alien mouse spaceship say when he met his first earth mouse?

Take me to your Liederkranz.

How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife?

On a blind date

Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!

What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

Why do Asian people never seem to age?

I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197.

What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right.."

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

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What is the best part of having Alzheimer's?

Youre always meeting new people.

Why was the man at the cookout so happy?

He met the grill of his dreams.

What do Asians meeting up at their favorite Chinese take-out say?

Where my dogs at "

What did your mom's leg say to her other leg?

Nothing they've never met.

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.

How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament?

I met a knight

What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament?

Genesis 3.

Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

When Shall We Meet Again ?

by Miles Apart

What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?

A: To meet chicks.

Why do dogs chase their tails?

A: They want to make ends meet.

Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet

Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?

Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."

What did the gold miner say when he met the singer of Pink Floyd?

What's the square root of optimus prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.

What did one wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner!

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.

How can you ever be late for anything in London?

They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.

Lipstick Jokes More Lipstick Jokes

How does a duck pay for lipstick?

She puts it on her bill

Why do Avon ladies walk funny?

because their lipstick

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?

An chestra.

What game do reindeer play in their stalls?

Stable-tennis!

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Where did the frog say his family came from?

They are German and a tad-Polish"

Where is potatoes?

This winter is very cold. Family is starve.

Public Jokes More Public Jokes

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

What noise does a witch make when she's flyin around?

BROOM BROOM BROOOOOOOM

Why was the broom late to the meeting?

It over swept

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A: They don't have balls to scratch.

Why don't snakes have balls?

Because hardly any of them know how to dance.

State Jokes More State Jokes

What state has the smallest sodas?

Minisoda :)

When they named the state of New Mexico were they degrading the state or honoring Mexico?

it seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens