What's the most popular song at the new Freddie Mercury night club?
Dancing Queen.
The changing rooms !
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He just added Acetic Acid until it became clear.
A pittance.
He wasn't concentrated.
Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.
Wat-heirlooms.
Mr. Buss
A retarded gorilla.
It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.
From a well, actually...
Indeterminate
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One but don't expect results.
So that deaf people could enjoy them too.
A: They slug it out.
Oh my god a talking coconut!
Cat holics
Fazebook
Invite two of them.
Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?
Oh wait, there is.
Hubble, hubble, hubble shamelessly stolen joke from the Facebook page of "Grammarly"
In the bat-room (bathroom).
Replace the laces with earphones.
You weren't there, man!
He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
There are more birds on that side.
Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss
Fish muck about in fountains
a) I don't know he also stole my watch.
About two hours.
A campaign promise.
Unique up on him.
Reddit
Native: We don't have one. You strangers can't get out of here fast enough for us.
Brexit
Rash*
In Greece.
she couldn't see that well
So they won't run out of time
The whinery.
The pawn shop.
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
JUST ICE RAINS FROM ABOVE!
They don't play the beta.
Lisa Frank
Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store.
Aileen against my Rolls Royce!
Aileen
A lip reader.
Thay can smell the goods, but they can't taste them.
A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Atilla the Hungry.
Their middle name.
Because nobody would drink it if it was called nut juice.
Because if they called it Nut Juice nobody would buy it.
