Why is a racehorse like a letter?
They both begin a trip at the post!
HAAAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Duck tapes
The players all drowned in spring training.
Because he was baroque.
I said "Dust!"
Stroganoff
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A Meow-tain!
I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!
A mummy bear
Catoons
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He rips out his hare!
They don't have to change the light bulb, they buy LED's.....My first original joke submitted to reddit! Hope you like :)
Deady and Mummy.
Ereptile disfunction
Someone who doesn't have any expewience
Just sayin.
Son, if at first you don't succeed, Try Hard. If that doesn't work, Try Hard 2. If that still doesn't work, Try Hard with a Vengeance. Remember, you can't pick between the choice to Live Free or Try Hard. They go together. Everyday's A Good Day to Try Hard."
One. The rest were just following orders.
A pizza can feed a family of four!
Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.
Where did Mofongo "
He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."
Only one cannoli.
To avoid a hostel takeover.
A stand up driver.
Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.
During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.
A. He can't keep the lilies alive.
A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.
a paleontologist.
Octoposse
Aerial
i step in in people's conversations" "i was asking *him*"
He was making a racket.
The punch line.
They won't fall for that one again.
Because they always focus on the negatives.
Breaking fast yooo!
I don't know.. I just don't see it.
if u say its not ok they give it to u for free
Guac!
You shake a baby.
Cottage cheese.
A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard
A dogtor.
Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog
A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.
Because there is no work out there.
Happi-ness
84% of their dna
Rosalind Franklin's notes.
She said "They all did".
Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .
It's ill-eagle
an ill eagle
