What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?
IM Groot.
A walkie talkie.
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He stopped making cents.
Angus Khan
If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.
Nothing, it just waved.
Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!
Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects.
Build a wall
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Because one more bean would be too farty.
A bardvark!
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C Minor
A sanitary owl
A Poptometrist!
Loan shark.
I cantaloupe.
So he was ribbit for her pleasure.
Cliff.
A running gag.
A. So the French can show them how to surrender.
Allah-mni!
With dill-dough. Credit goes to a J. Cain
Cause they're dead.
He kneaded a poo
Blame it on the night
Because it might Pikachu.
So you can tell it apart from urine
A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig.
A Tea-bone
No, it's the C.
...but you might not get it.
Red
A midwife crisis.
A: Kuz Mexicans Are Rich Too
They objectify everything.
One has parents
So they can tell if they are going to work or going home while on the bus.
vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs, and vim.
Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife
A teabag.
Ohmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)
A shark spooked him while he was surfing.
The porbeagle.
The new York jets.
The new york Jets
It's all ovum now
An - nflushable loating bject
Literally all gardening stops
Brazilians!
I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed
At the beauty salon" "Were they closed! "
Caddyshack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack.
Bill Murray.
OJ's truth is stranger than King's fiction.
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