It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.
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They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.
If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!
I think we're in sink."
I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)
Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first
Hey, I think he moved.
They think they are in a pickle.
I'm all forum.
I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.
Mr. Bus (think about it)
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Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.
A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.
he kind of blew
He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye
I thought Libertarians believed in small government.
Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
A. A power failure.
Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)
The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.
Get over yourself.
Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss
Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!
She thought he was too controlling.
A: She thought it was Diet Coke.
I thought Asian women couldn't drive &#3232&#3232
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:
Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!
Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.
You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!"
I don't think they'll fit me.
I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.
Cuz they were stalin'!
They take things literally
What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.
Cut funding for wind power in Australia
I'm not Willie Nelson."
They have lots of children.
He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.
Both of their eggs have sell-by dates.
DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo
A concentration camp
An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...
An attic door can shut up. im going to hell
It's because they're always drunk as hell.
The Polar Bear
They're real cute when they are young but at a certain age they start getting scary.
