Ching-Ching.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because to them it's boring.
A water sprinkler.
Hop suey!
Nii haw!
Like Tso.
Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.
It weighs *Won-ton*
I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!
A crusty asian
With their erections.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because they don't like Tibet
The eggrolled
I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197.
they vote
A pan, duh!
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.
Because their companies are always short-staffed.
Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.
I dunno. Ask the kids.
Hi Ping
Ding Dong
Make it Tso!
A mahjong face
ChinkedIn.
Wonton.
Where my dogs at "
Chinese food.
Wong Wei
On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)
A Mandarin
They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.
Ching Chong
A slanted-iPhone
A crushed asian
Because its just wong
Coloured eggrolls!
A: A car thief who can't drive!
He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.
I can't bereave it!
He didn't like Chinese food.
Chinatown
No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*
Mi Hao.
No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.
All of them are adopted
A petticoat !
A No. 2 pencil.
A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.
A defetus
It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.
No one wants to be comic sans.
Times New Ramen
A: Stop peaking at me.
Peaking duck!
One. We're efficient not funny!
Ouchwitz >say ouch when offended or in pain >Witz is the German word for joke >sounds like auschwitz
because the prices were Solo
A: They went on stroke.
because he had two Drumsticks.
Because he couldn't tuna piano!
