He got tired of kicking him around.
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Cold turkey.
Open the door and kick her out.
Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.
Namaste.
The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking.
I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "
Because she was a girl.
Kick his sister's jaw in.
A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
Kick it up the arse
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because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"
A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.
He didn't like nuns.
Namaste
He was caught counting carbs.
Because he had a very large bill.
Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug
I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.
When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.
Kicked out.
It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression
My husband and I are arguing That's very common. ...about my boyfriend.
From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)
Manual work That's what underpaid Eastern immigrants are for pff
And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?
They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.
To get to the other slide!
A pecking order.
Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots
Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.
One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.
A building in Dubai.
He didn't want to see the salad dressing.
Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.
Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"
Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)
