Wai fu.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Let me count the ways... Five.
He loves a good happy ending
Because you always heart the one you love.
Because love means nothing to them.
Molestation.
I love you for your inner beauty.
Spit Swallow Gargle
TATTOO ARTIST: Something meaningful that represents love and connection. ME: One ravioli on my thigh please.
It's a CVS receipt. You love it Oh thank you very much.
It has a special place in their hearts
Couple's Daily Question Mug
I love the pokey, mon.
Because he's Indie!
Driver: I love to travel.
A stupid Cupid!
Ronald MacAardvark!
Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up
They multiply!
Because Love means nothing to them.
You're dead to me"
Well, one is a toy-loving vapist...
A: The boogieman.
SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.
Laotian.
Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"
ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane
He was a real catch
80085
It's the only way they can get love.
Michael Jackson
Because he loves to abuse A Minor.
He loves his pot.
Random Dude: [...💘]
A stega-snore-us.
Cauliflowers!
By putting flowers on the grave.
He kilt himself
Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.
Heh, disguised toast.
Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs they screw in dirty sleeping bags.
You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.
Because she was his relative
He married his cousin.
Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.
Is that you coffin
You can't play football with the remote.
Because americans don't play it.
When you can pull the pin and throw it back
They tell you.
