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Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.
So they can watch the battle
He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...
She wanted to be on time.
During PRIME time!
ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.
A: Pittsburg Steelers
A power strip.
Because his watch has ended.
Someone told him there were two Lucilles
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A mathador.
He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.
That way they can both watch wrestling.
I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.
Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant
They both watch whales.
Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.
For the watch
Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!
Because he has a LED-TV.
They are both interesting to watch.
Hey, watch this.
In bits and pieces.
It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"
A waist of time.
It was the best dam show I ever saw
It was very graphic!
Yes, but don’t turn it on.
So time would fly.
No home oh
Nah. I'ma stay.
On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.
Well the flag is a big plus
Paul Walker only crashed once.
A beggar has retained his integrity.
Rev
A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)
A neighbour!
The neighbours were baaastsrds.
Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP
He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic Woman.
Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!
Because when I get turned on things get really hot
Catoons
Put it down, Tyrone!"
