After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
He tractor!
Slow down and use some lube
Pickup lines
Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend
Both equally inefficient at letting me know when they are actually ready.
One. Apparently she will screw anything.
Your plaice or mine' !
William Shat-on-her
Her miscarriage. sorry.
Slow the pace and apply more lube!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
He lost interest.
A Feyonce
On the front page of reddit.
IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE"
It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!
I love you, boo!!
She didn't suit his taste!
Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.
Beef Stroken off
Homeless
With arroz.
Its ok, we can still be cousins."
Her miscarriage
Old Bae
I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.
I reply "Taxes."
When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.
He gave her a ring.
She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.
Lost.
A retail store.
Wanna bang
Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.
DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!
Don't do it! You have so much potential!"
When the old one expects you to "do your share"
She has to chew.
Wrap music
Depressed
I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.
Yoghurt has a culture.
Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!
Because they are in sects.
Because Santa came early this year.
North Poleish
