A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.
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My zipper.
One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.
Ask him to hold open the elevator door
Speak now or forever hold your pee!"
He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'
30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.
Just one to hold it up as the whole world revolves around her.
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Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.
A leprachaun's undivided attention.
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She would always let it go.
Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.
They wanted to give credit where credit was due.
You're my brother in arms!"
DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME
Those are the wrong Sais
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them
Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.
I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...
He held up a pair of pants!
To hold his pants up.
They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries
Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.
A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.
It makes them feel popular.
A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.
17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins
Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)
Twelve, you got a problem with that
Warren.
Rick O'Shea.
Patty O'Furniture.
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Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?
To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.
It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)
