A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.
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My zipper.
One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.
Ask him to hold open the elevator door
Speak now or forever hold your pee!"
He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'
30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.
Just one to hold it up as the whole world revolves around her.
I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst
Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.
A leprachaun's undivided attention.
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She would always let it go.
Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.
They wanted to give credit where credit was due.
You're my brother in arms!"
DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME
Those are the wrong Sais
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them
Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.
I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...
He held up a pair of pants!
To hold his pants up.
Three brunettes trying to burn it down.
Doesn't matter how many femenists try, they can't change anything. Alternatively, they just hold it up and wait for the world to revolve around them.
Three. One to hold the light bulb do and two to spin the chair
Take away its chair.
Photos-in-the-seas!"
Because the white balance was off on the camera.
A: Frosted Flakes.
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
You know you can't but you really want to hit it.
36" "That's not even close" "But it was quick"
Engineers (engine ears).
Shine a torch in her ear!
I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.
One is a cunning bunch of runts...
They tell you.
They both got accepted to Yale.