He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.
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Coffee Mug
Missile Toe!
It's the only way they can own a soul.
he has Divine Right of way
They pilaf. I'll show my way out
The way they pronounce "unionized"
Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.
It's the only way they can get a string of dates.
It was the only way he could send it.
The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.
I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."
Couple's Daily Question Mug
You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)
Nothing, he was just full of tears
You take the letter F out of way.
A. So they can find their way back to the house.
They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.
Mooooooooooooove.
He whale-d
High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)
Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.
Someone who's lost his way to the match.
An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.
They are four ways you can lose your house!
Take away their credit cards so they can't charge
There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!
Let me count the ways... Five.
Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right
Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.
They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.
I got the f out of the way.
Out of the way. Thanks League smh
It's the only way they can get love.
Just two, as long as they can find a way in.
Bob. *I'm so sorry*
I'll give you a hint... Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out of "way".
IHOP
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'
I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.
Chickenstocks
An alarm cluck !
The ones in the mail of course!
the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"
Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.
Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."
C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!
IC (icy) .
Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!
Get another one to yell BINGO
