Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Banks
They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud
A. So the French can show them how to surrender.
Xanax since he's a Bartender
Super Bait
A humdred !
To a re-tail store!
Because he needed a crap.
We don't need an asteroid...
His portrait only need one nail
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
He needed the cowlcium.
He injured his spline!
He was a watchdog and needed winding.
Anita you like I need a hole in the head !
Fo' drizzle.
Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.
You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.
Leeds.
OC) He already has supervision.
You need to take your vitamin Ayy.
I need to goku the toilet
One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
Why would a blind man need a light bulb?
Need to know ASAP.
Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.
None. The change, if needed, will come from within.
Lemonaid.
It needed a root canal.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".
Just one. They are very efficient and don't have much of a sense of humor.
He Freudian slipped.
on a Freudian Slip
Do they not know what a nap is
Because they were tailor made for it.
Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.
Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect
Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan
A computer only has to have information punched into it once.
They never let you finish first. (#s)
Because they sing hymns, not hers!*
Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.
An eyesoresceles triangle.
Trigger-Nometry
