Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Banks
They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud
A. So the French can show them how to surrender.
Xanax since he's a Bartender
Super Bait
A humdred !
To a re-tail store!
Because he needed a crap.
We don't need an asteroid...
His portrait only need one nail
Couple's Daily Question Mug
He needed the cowlcium.
He injured his spline!
He was a watchdog and needed winding.
Anita you like I need a hole in the head !
Fo' drizzle.
Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.
You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.
Leeds.
OC) He already has supervision.
You need to take your vitamin Ayy.
I need to goku the toilet
One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
Why would a blind man need a light bulb?
Need to know ASAP.
Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.
None. The change, if needed, will come from within.
Lemonaid.
It needed a root canal.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Because their men have hollow-weenies!
Because He-Man has the power.
When she goes to pull out her tampon and all the cotton's been picked.
When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.
Cos the sine said so!
Trigger-Nometry
A Graduated cylinder.
Bison
He needed somebody to cosine.
Cos(play)
A: Because he was always spotted.
In the I.C.U.
One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.
A small medium at large
A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.
because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)
