I see your dead body and raise you back to life (NSFL)
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He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.
Because they have a limited view of life.
That's no whey to go through life, son.
They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.
An Opti-Mystic.
It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel
Your honey or your life !
Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".
A statistician.
I said "SOBER"
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A life with out porpoise.
He could never seem to get ahead in life.
3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life
Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.
Please go back there.
A meme-oir
Someone's mom is Snooki.
Still Life.
Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!
Why do we have to do all the work
because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!
Where am I going & -What the hell is a "spokes" person for a bike company called
Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)
Because his life is at stake.
He's too eeriesponsible!!!!
He made melon-ade
Because his whole life he's Ben Solo
Life on the hedge!
A fish
They were on the Earth before it was cool.
Because the Steaks are too high.
Myrrhder
You're dyslexic.
Because they're always the life of the party!
A trans-ginger
Too many strokes.
Duty. Honor.
He's Ben Solo his whole life
When life's getting a little ruff ...I'll see myself out
One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.
Life is like a box of chocolates...
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
She saw 2 and 3 halving six
He thought they were a delivery service
I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife
An incongruity between expectation and result.
Wrinkly.
The sharks life lacked porpoise.
Don't be depressed
Reddit.
The PUNter
The tube top was strapless.
Neither of them can be used as functional tables.
Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.
By watching corn!
Worm your way out of that one !
Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.
