With a crow bar.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
The boy next door said I look just like you What did you say Nothing he's bigger than me !
Answer : "Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"
He wanted to see how long he slept.
Bouncing on a buoy (boy)
The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"
A: He wanted to sing higher!
None.
Because he just came to pick up his little sister.
Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky.
Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"
To look more like their mom.
Because people kept toasting him!
Boy: My wife & 2 kids.
Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.
Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.
Because the testicles
Fall Out Boy
At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.
A condom.
New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died
Cancer. ( )
He wanted to have a birthday potty!
Fall out boy
He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.
Because it said, Concentrate.
An armed robbery on 5th "Timmy's stuck in a well "
The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."
It was for 'tick or tweet' !
Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).
They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol
Mike Ike's are my least favorite.
WRONG. Neither. Don't ever take my candy.
His wife didn't know any decent crackers.
Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.
Outlaws are wanted people
Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
A wet nose.
Tripod, because they have an extra leg..
Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.
Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good ..... Boy : if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...
They were all Nervous-Rex
A docktor.
Because it got waterlogged.
Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.
Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.
