DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.
Raining elephants !
flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.
Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"
A melancholy.
Newfound-lands!
No hard feelings.
Terrible OC Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!
Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout
A 401(K-9).
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
A dog that chases cars - and catches them !
A: Sparky.
A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.
I'm a dog."
A dog knows what is 'no'.
Oven mitts
A bearded collie!
He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.
A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.
The tomato was in a can.
A ruff draft.
with a woofie.
He puts down the three and carries the one.
He stole her blanket.
A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !
Doesn't matter much, does it
A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.
Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"
What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog
The retail store
A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.
A glowberman pinscher!
The Mexican said, "A border".
A Fermilabrador Retriever.
Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!
A *corn dog*, stupid! Corn dogs don't have legs!
So they could make corn dogs.
Half of a cat.
Because they only have one *tale*
Black and black movies.
A 69 with 3 people watching.
If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"
No seriously, im getting lonely.
Donald Ducks I'll show myself out
Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "
1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.
A Cantaloupe.
ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!
Because he doesn't carry any matches!
A watchdog.
A terrified postman.
