If you let the dog in, it will shut up.
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A: When the door is open.
No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.
The boy next door said I look just like you What did you say Nothing he's bigger than me !
So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.
A waist of time *door closes on way out*
joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door >
through that door" Thank you very ruff! "What'd you say " *2 dogs fall out of trench coat & run*
Foyer protection
Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.
He didn't take it - he already had a door!
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A door to door salesman!
You ask them to hold the door for you.
Bettina minute you'll open this door !
Matt.
Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.
ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.
Belle-t up and open this door !
A polite bulb.
A turkey.
Bolzano the door !
Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave
Let my peephole grow!
Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "
Apple the door myself!
You knock on the door.
It had a trilobite. Get it ..I'll show myself to the door.
The girl necks door.
Alexia again to open this door !
Open the door and kick her out.
A: Knock on the door.
He didn't use enough force...
You fill them up and toss them out the door!
Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.
opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom
Annabel would be useful on this door !
Close the door.
Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.
Between the covers. I will now show myself to the door.
Islams it.
Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.
Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..
Ben knocking on this door all morning !
We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.
Hodor
He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye
Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"
Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.
Canon open the door then
Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans
When it's ajar.
They have no hands to knock on the door.
A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.
They are both generators (jenner-rater)
Lipstick
When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it
A thief....
Lets go ride our bikes
Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.
You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
dg".
Get off me, homes!
Use LED based paint.
They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.
I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.
gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously
I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.
