Nobody. The pigs all jump in.
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To stop getting wet !
He didn't jump high enough.
That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.
All of them a crossbar can't jump!
Me: Because I'm a plumber
I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!
The Czech bounced.
An udder disaster
I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to
Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit
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Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)
Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.
supplies!!!!!!!!!!
I'M BREADY TO DIE"
A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.
They all can! Houses can't jump!
Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.
Anydog, buildings can't jump!
A nice hare cut
He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.
He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.
We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell
Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.
They both jump to concussion
Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.
He was suicidal.
Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.
Because a house can't jump.
He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!
Supplies!"
Put velcro on the ceiling.
Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."
A:('A jump rope')"
Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!
Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
It was udder destruction.
With the chicken still around it
Republicans have them thrown out.
Because is they fell forward they'd land in the boat.
Because he was always below a C
Because he was shellfish.
Hard cheese.
It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(
He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.
20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*
1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning
MOODOO.
His significant udder.
He was too far out.
Hey dude, you're outta sight!
The closing of the Borders.
The Mexican said, "A border".